rat tail

First of all... Ryan is dumb for ever having a rat tail in the first place. Shame on him for that. If he hadn't come to camp this year, he would still be walkin' around lookin' dumb. Praise the Lord for the Candy Bar Competition... he cut it off for 300 points. Luckily, those points helped put the Kit Kats over the top to defeat the Butterfingers, Snickers, and 3 Musketeers. After cutting his rat tail off and shaving his mustache, we decided that he was our own version of The Swan. However, he had to do something that a swan would never do... wear that piece of hair around his neck (thank God those Swan girls didn't wear their lyposuctioned fat around their necks... ugh).

Anyway, the reason why Ryan is so dumb this time, is because that same rat tail that he cut off and wore around his neck for a week is now MIA somewhere in his home. LOL. When he told me this, I just about lost it...

me: did you keep your rat tail?
me: on that string?
Ryan: no i took it off the string then i brought it home and lost it
me: HAHA
me: you got hair lyin somewhere around your house
me: lol
Ryan: thats not funny
me: that is too funny
Ryan: ya itll pop up somwhere
Ryan: lol
me: i think that is hilarious

So, I told him that I'd put him in dumb pe0ple (which has become my own little "Burn Book"). It's one thing to lose something... but it's another thing to lose a 1 inch lock of hair tied to some dental floss. HAHA! It's just so funny to think that there is a random piece of hair on some string lost in his house... or somewhere... wouldn't YOU like to be the one to find that random artifact???