dumb c0unsel0r

Well, you would think that at a science and engineering camp, you would find no dumb people. If you did think that, you were wrong. They are abound. Most of the dumb kids aren't worth writing about... they are young and it's still okay to make some of the mistakes that they are making. However, tonight's dumb person is none other than one of the counselors.

Don't get me wrong. This is the first summer camp that I have worked at that I like all of the counselors. I even like this individual that is being awarded the Dumb People award tonight. I just can't take it though. I have hinted that I need this person not to talk as much... but eventually, if he keeps opening his mouth and saying ridiculous things, I'm going to have to choke him.

So today at breakfast, this counselor told Tripp that he needed to shave. First of all, who the hell tells a grown man that he needs to shave? I mean, we men can have things called beards and mustaches... and even if we don't want to have a full grown beard, a little stubble never hurt anyone... George Clooney rocks it and the ladies can't get enough of him. Anyway, at this, Tripp says some comment... it's not really important because it wasn't stupid. All you have to know is that it was a meaningless and humorous put down to stop the dumb counselor from making his stupid statements. At this, the dumb counselor goes, "I'm gonna have you taken off the camp roster." All of us sitting at the breakfast table just kinda looked around to see if anyone else understood what that meant. We didn't so we just let it pass. Tripp made another comment... I think it was something along the lines of "Whatever" or "Yeah right." Then, the Dumb People award winning statement: "Death Valley is called Death Valley for a reason." All of us stopped eating. There was no way we could let this pass. It was the most retarded statement ever. It sounded like something that would have been screenprinted onto an orange t-shirt and sold at the Tiger Sports Shop for too much money.

I'm tellin' ya... There isn't much more I can take. I am eventully going to tell him that his statements make me want to run over a camper with the university SUV... and we can't have that...

...YOU are a Dumb Counselor.