dumb d0g

This morning, I woke up to stupidity. And it was sad too. I mean, I fall asleep to Nick at Nite and wake up to Nick Jr.--something I used to do during the school year quite often. So, I woke up and immediately heard the theme song to Blue's Clues. I just had to sit up, sing along, and head bang to the rock out part... I LOVE the theme song... My friends hate it.

Anyway, I sit up and tune into the show and I am immediately disappointed. It turns out that it was Joe's birthday. Joe is the host of the show and Blue's owner (Blue is the dog in case you are a Dumb Person and never knew that). So, Mailbox comes pops in through the window and tells Joe that he is needed outside... this is so the rest of the talking inanimate objects in the house can plan Joe's surprise party. So, Joe is out of the house and Mr. Salt is talking about all the stuff they need to do. I am thinking, "Gee, what a great change! We won't have to play Blue's Clues today since we are just gonna get ready for Joe's party." Boy was I wrong. So, Tickety-Tock goes over all the things that need to be done, and then Blue speaks up.

::sigh::

I was like, "Uh oh..." Blue, in her strange bark-like language tells Tickety-Tock that there is something else that needs to be done. I just sat there praying that this dumb dog would give the clues game a break just for this one day. But no. Tickety asks, "What else do we need to do to get ready for Joe's surprise party?" And that stupid dog runs up to the screen and places that ridiculously dumb paw print on it. I was terribly disappointed. All those household appliances wanted to do was throw a party for the tragic (but ever so kind) young man that lived in the house and carried on conversations with them. And this stupid dog couldn't take 30 minutes to stop playing games and work for a little bit? All she wants to do is play games... I was so frustrated.

I was even more upset when I found out that all they needed to do was wrap Joe's birthday present.

Blue... YOU are a Dumb Dog.