the dumbest of them all

I knew this day would come... I just didn't realize how soon it would be. I have found the dumbest person. It will probably be a shock to most of you when I tell you who it is... but yes, this person has done somehing OUTRAGEOUSLY DUMB. This person is: Hamilton Parks. Yes. ME. I am the dumbest person. Lemme tell you what I did.

So, I was checking my e-mail today, for like the 4th time, hoping that someone would send me something exciting. Well, I get the e-mail whose subject is CLASS SCHEDULE. I knew that my 1st summer session class was at 8 am M-F, so I thought that I really didn't need to check it. But I did. I am glad that I actually did. It told me when classes started. My summer class started yesterday. Yes. The exact words of the e-mail were:

Key Date Reminders:
Tuesday, May 18 was the first day of class.

I felt as dumb as Smith Hall Banshee, Ty and Sean-Michael, Jason F., and Blue. I had missed the first 2 days of class... I didn't even get the enjoyment of knowing that I skipped! And I most certainly didn't do anything fun with my time out of class. I am a loser.

::sigh::

I have to go into class tomorrow at 8 am (after leaving from Greenville at 7) and walk into that class and face the 20 people who will be thinking, "That dude hasn't been here for two days! I bet he didn't know what day classes started. What a dumb ass!" But I will hold my head up as I walk into that room... because I know someone in there has GOT to be dumber than me... whether they came to class the day it started or not.

Hamilton Parks... YOU are a Dumb Person.