chi 0mega

Okay. I KNOW I'm gonna get slammed for this... but frankly, I don't really care. I do my research before I call things or people dumb, so I'm not just a jerk that goes around bashing people's Greek organizations. As far as I know, the things that I have learned about Chi Omega could be false, but regardless, I heard the rumors... and they are pretty bad.

But why talk about these girls (some of whom I DO consider my friends)? Well, one of the campers, Ryan, approached me at dinner and started asking about Greek organizations... he then began to talk about a sorority that he had heard of that dropped girls in coffins. Well, being the aspiring educator, I told Ryan all that I knew about Chi O. He was so excited that he wanted to see one... like they were rare girls or something.

Well, lo and behold, a girl who I have seen quite frequently wearing Chi O letters walked in. I told him that she was one and he began getting anxious... he really wanted to talk to this girl. Well, you know me... I can be kinda kniving... I told him to go up to her and say, "Excuse me, I was wondering if you could lend me a helping hand (the alleged translation of the Greek letters Chi and Omega). I am taking a survey and seeing how many people have been dropped in a coffin. Have you ever been dropped in a coffin?" I'm telling you, it was hilarious at the actual point in time. He went and did it and she was like, "What camp are you with? Did your parents pay for you to come here and ask people if they'd been dropped in coffins? No... I have not been dropped in a coffin." Ryan told us that she rolled her eyes as she finally answered the question.

Well, just using my deductive reasoning, if someone TRULY hadn't been dropped in a coffin, they would have looked at Ryan like he was an idiot and answered "No..." hopefully. The fact that she got all offended and spazzed out showed that the question kinda hit home for her... I dunno. I mean, if someone had asked me that, I honestly would have looked at them like they had doo doo spread all over their face and tell them no. This chick was pissed.

I'm sure she was even more pissed when Ryan and Sweaty Eddie did the Chi Omega handshake in front of her.

I won't call Chi Omegas dumb... that would be mean, because I know a few that are truly really good girls. Quite frankly though, I hope that they didn't have to go through the stuff that I have heard about.

As for Ryan, he got 100 points for his team, Kit Kats, for going and talking to the Chi O... these 100 points helped put them over the top and defeat the Snickers, 3 Musketeers, and Butterfingers... David's team. :)