parking services is NEVER EVER going to be on my good list...

First of all, shout outs to all the kids from camp who love this blog. I am going to really have to start putting new dummies in here for your entertainment, 'cause I know y'all like to hear me talk about how dumb people are...

Anyway, I was going to write about "The Plastics." This is the name that we gave to some the architect camp kids. The name was inspired by the movie Mean Girls. These girls embody the spirit of the movie. But, we had a smack down talk with them the other night, so I'm not going to write about them... I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and let them start all over again. However, y'all know that if they act up I will DEFINITELY put them in my own little "burn book." If you would like to hear about all the mess they put us through the first week they were here, you can read Nichole's blog.

Anyway, Parking Services. Well, we were leaving the arcade on Thursday afternoon... it was Bryn, Tripp, Nichole, Reggie, Ashwin and I. Reggie mentioned something about getting one of the bricks that cover the ground... these bricks are horrible, and honestly free for the taking... They aren't cemented into the ground. The university obviously was at a loss of funds when they were building The Union. The bricks are seriously just laying there next to each other in the ground. When it rains, the water seeps in between the bricks and if you step on the wrong one, you get a pant leg full of water. It sucks. Anyway, Bryn and I told Reggie to pick up a brick as a souvenier. This should tell you something, by the way... Bryn NEVER does anything wrong... and Bryn was all about Reggie liberating a brick from outside of the arcade. Besides, there was a brick missing in the walkway anyway, and up above by the Student Senate Chambers there are NUMEROUS bricks missing. So, we told Reggie to get the brick next to the hole where that one brick was missing. So, Reggie picks the brick up and all of a sudden one of Satan's workers comes out of the Parking Services office down from the arcade...

"You need to put that brick back. Someone could trip and fall in that hole. Put it back."

OH MY GOSH! I was furious! Always messin' up someone's fun! Those stupid Parking Services people. I was SOOOOOOOOOO close to cussing the lady out. SERIOUSLY. What could she have done? I'm already kicked off campus until August. The only thing that kept me from doing it was the realization that Reggie and Ashwin were standing there and I didn't want to make a scene in front of them. I was about to tell Reggie to just go put it back and pick it back up once the lady went away. BUT THE LADY STOOD THERE AND WATCHED REGGIE PUT IT BACK IN THE SPOT... RIGHT NEXT TO THE HOLE THAT WAS ALREADY THERE THAT "SOMEONE COULD TRIP AND FALL IN." Yeah... this made me mad too... 'cause if her reasoning was that someone could trip and fall in the hole, then it made no sense for her to go off on Reggie because a brick was already gone... RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE REGGIE WAS GETTING HER BRICK! If anything, by taking that brick, Reggie was making the hole bigger and easier to notice. Anyway, as the lady walked into Hell again (the Parking Services Office), I said rather loudly, "C'mon Reggie, I know where you can get another brick." I hope the lady heard my plans of blatant defiance, but I dunno if she did.

Reggie got another brick from up top by McCabe... and as for that brick that was missing down by the arcade... it turns out that that brick was stolen by none other than Ryan, the Chi Omega insultor. Hehe...

As for the Parking Services lady... she is a dumb pers0n. I pay tuition here at Clemson University (well, actually, I don't... I have a full ride), and the fact that my education, the upkeep of facilities, and that whore's salary gets paid for in my name, I have the right to take as many of those stupid bricks as I want to. If I wanted to pick one up and give it to a camper, that is my perogative... I paid for it. And quite frankly, the bricks aren't secured at all! Anyone... Osama bin Laden... could take the bricks from The Union. If they don't want anyone to "trip and fall" or steal the bricks, then they should have put the bricks in with concrete... Stupid dumb pe0ple...