the trash "shut"

This note was posted above the trash chute on the 3rd floor of Lever Hall. Katy brought this to the attention of the counselors. This is serious. This is NOT made up. I am typing it with the same punctuation (or lack thereof) and capitalization.

Quit Trying To Throw Trash down The shut (-tle was written but scribbled out) when it is Fold sit The trash down in side here it we be threw away later and please close The shut door so Trash wont go everywhere my door done torn up already They Just put This brand new door on last year iF This Keep happen This door will stay lock like They use to which would be better any how To much of her other stuff being throw dowN the shut Thank you

Ew.

I was going to rewrite this the correct way, but just typing it like this made my brain hurt. All of a sudden, I feel the need to digest a grammar book.