tennis chicks

Well, it's been the better half of a year since I wrote in here. Does that mean that there have been a lack of dumb pe0ple around this place... hell no. It's just tonight, I experienced more stupidity than I have seen in a long time... plus, IT'S CAMP SEASON! There are tons of dummies that rear their ugly heads at camp!

These dummies are tennis camp girls.

We were bowling (Science Camp, that is), and these chicks come and sit down right next to us. They look like they tried way to hard to be cute to come to the Underground to bowl, but they did. One chick had on a "Barbie" shirt and another had on pearls with her polo... the same pearls we saw her wearing at dinner when they came in straight from tennis practice... Dilta Dilta Dilta anyone?

Anyway, these seemingly late high schoolers sit down and proceed to start their game... only the lane was not set. The lights were not on, the pins were not down... the thing was CLEARLY not operating. So what did they do? THEY STARTED THROWING BOWLING BALLS DOWN THE LANE! Just for the hell of it maybe? I mean, I'll give them the little pinch of the benefit of the doubt and say that, because honestly, did they think that rolling the balls down the thing was going to turn the machine on and set up the pins? "Hey, like, OMG! If we roll the balls down there where the pins are supposed to be, then it will set the pins up!" No, heffers... the machine was off... nothing was stuck... nothing was "not working." THE THING WAS OFF. For what reason, we didn't know... but you know, it wouldn't take an idiot to realize that throwing ball after ball after ball down the lane would not turn the thing on.

The funniest part of all was when one of the SSE campers went up to one of the girls and said, "Hey, you know what? I'm smarter than you." LOL. It's always funny when an intellectual being puts a dumb pers0n in their place.