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You remember David? The party boy camper that was sure that UNC was the coolest school in the ACC? Yeah, that fool... j/k He is a really intelligent 11th grader in Raleigh, NC. Every once in a while I talk to him online... you know, just to check up on him and see if he is still as dumb as he was this summer... LOL... seriously, just kidding... Martha Entirely...

Anyway, last night, he told me about his dumb school district. I asked him when they get out of school for the winter holidays, and he replied December 22nd. ISN'T THAT RIDICULOUS?! I don't ever remember getting out any later than December 20th when I was in school. I mean, those 2 days mean a lot. It would actually work out very well on the calendar if they got out on Friday the 17th. Then they would be able to complete the week and have the next week completely off. No. They have to go and be educational douche bags instead.

Well, then I asked him when they return to school from their break. THOSE HEFFERS... they are making the kids get back into the grind of things on January 3rd. They get a measly week and a half off from school. I am so upset. I really wish there was something I could do about it. I told David he should assemble a schoolwide protest. They should show up on the front lawn of the school on January 3rd and not go inside... just stay out on the lawn... bring some blankets... grills... start campfires... get the chorus kids to strike up a rousing rendition of Kumbayah... it would be great...

It wouldn't be as dumb as their schedule is right now. David, seriously... talk to your school board representative about that mess...