sm0king p0t is very bad...

This dumb pe0ple entry is only going to be understood completely by Clemson students. However, intelligent readers will understand the stupidity of our subject today...

First of all, at Clemson, Fike is the place where students go to work out. Ironically enough, it is really The Swann Fitness Center at Fike Field House... so Fike is only the name of the building. Swann is the name of the facility. When we say we are going to go work out, we don't say that we are going to Swann, we say we are going to Fike:

Sample AIM Away Messages:

Fike.
Fiking it.
Working out at Fike.
Lifting at Fike.
Running at Fike.
Swimming at Fike.
Raquetball at Fike.
Basketball at Fike.
Rock climbing at Fike.

You get the picture.

We DO NOT say that we are doing any of those things at SIKES. Sikes is the administration building. The only reason people go to Sikes is to take care of monetary or academic issues. I have never been in there for recreational purposes... Besides how stuffy the people are that work in there are, it doesn't smell very good.

Well, even though any normal human being would understand that Fike has its purpose and Sikes has its, a pothead would get it mixed up. I'm not going to name names, since pot is first of all an illegal substance and I don't really know this dude at all, but this Einstein really f-ed up.

A friend of mine planned to run from her apartment to FIKE to WORK OUT for a while. She told her pothead classmate this so he could plan on picking her up there at FIKE so they could both return to her apartment and study for exams. Well, as much as the pothead probably needed to study, he didn't make it back to her apartment... because he thought she said she was going to go work out at SIKES. Yes, dumb pe0ple readers... he waited outside of SIKES for the over-zealous, Sinead O'Connor-like, best body in the Golden Corner excercise guru to get done WORKING OUT.

I know that FIKE and SIKES sound a lot alike, but the context of the conversation should have helped our reefer-smoking friend out. I'm sorry, but that is just dumb... just like smoking pot is... and it's illegal... don't do it.